Miser Brothers Aokiji x Marine!Reader x Akainu

“Ugh… How long have they been going at it Borsalino?” You sigh in frustration as you, Kizaru and the other marines watch Aokiji and Akainu have another argument about how they handled their missions in the middle of the Christmas party.

“Ooh. I’m not sure, but it’s becoming a real buzz kill for the party though ne.” Kizaru says as he grabs another bite to eat from the snack table.

(Looks like I have to do that earlier than expected.) “Borsalino, take this camera and make sure to take a picture of these two every chance you get while the next song plays.” You say with a mischievous grin as you hand him the camera which starts to pique his interest.

“OOH! what are you planning to do ne?”

“Just watch and enjoy the show my glint glint friend.” You walk over to the band and tell them the song that you want them to play and then start to use your devil fruit powers. You ate the Speed Speed fruit so you can make a beam that can make you run at super-fast speed which you use to run out of the room quickly while the band started to play the “Miser Brothers Song”.

To the sound of the song starting to play both Aokiji and Akainu stop their argument and listen to the song opening with horror.

"Why is this song being played?" Akainu asked 

"I don't know but this has (y/n) written all over it." Aokiji responds

Before either of them go to stop the music you run back at full speed and put blue make up on Aokiji’s face and a blue wig that’s super glued to his head so he can't remove it. You run out of the room before Aokiji could react and lock the door behind you so he couldn’t chase you. While this was going on the marines try everything in their power hold back their laughter while Garp laughed freely as Kizaru took pictures of Aokiji’s sudden transformation.  

I’m Mr. Icicle, I’m Mr. Ten Below

Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch

Akainu chuckles at Aokiji’s new look while melting the icicles being sent his way when suddenly you run back to the party and put heat proof makeup on Akainu’s face and a magma proof red wig super glued to his head. You stop right in front of him to enjoy the view your work but before he can blast you with his devil fruit powers you run out and lock the door again to grab the finishing touches while the next part played.

I’m Mr. Green Christmas, I’m Mr. Sun

I’m Mr. Heat Blister; I’m Mr. Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser, whatever I touch 

Aokiji started laughing now causing both admirals to have a small showdown of lava and ice as if they were the real miser brothers. The marines sweat drop at the fighting but the make up and wigs made them less scary and caused them to keep enjoying the song and the new miser brothers while avoiding flying icicles and magma shots.

While the marines were busy holding back their laughter, you run back into the room wearing a sexy Santa outfit with mistletoe and hang it up off the ceiling. Then you push both admirals causing them to fall forward then you place yourself in the middle causing both of them to kiss your cheek while Kizaru take a picture of the whole scene.

When the song ended all of the marines were laughing their heads off at what just happened. Garp, Helmeppo and Coby couldn’t hold back anymore and they rolled on the ground from that hilarious scene. Sengoku doesn’t laugh but you can see the grin on his face while Kizaru chuckles and keeps taking pictures of the admirals.

Both admirals freeze with embarrassment but they snap out of it when you couldn’t hold back anymore and start laughing. “Merry Christmas, my Miser brothers” You smile in delight with the plan while taking a bite out of a Christmas cookie.

Both admirals glared at you and got their devil fruit powers ready while you sweat drop. “Borsalino, you got some good pictures?” You run over to him to grab the camera while avoiding the magma and ice blasts that were aimed at you.

“OOH! I sure did (y/n), thanks for the great show ne.” He hands you the camera while shielding you from the ice and magma attacks with his light abilities. Then you run out of the room, but you forgot to lock the door this time leading an angry heat and snow miser to run after you.

“I REGRET NOTHING! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!” The laughing marines can hear you yell as they recover from your stunt while all silently praying that you will make it to the new year.